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Rating: Lay’s Smooth Ranch Dip

1/5/2023

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Appearance - Bright white with a heavy dotting of healthy dotting of herbs, which has an almost jello-like jiggle when the bowl is shifted. The ranch holds its shape well, which lends itself well to the idea that this is specifically a “dip” and not a “dressing.”

Aroma - Lower aroma out of the bowl, in the jar it has a prominent parmesan-y note, fading into a pleasant savory, funky cream smell, almost like a good alfredo sauce. A good whiff of garlic.

Taste - A brief, bright buttercream-y tang upfront that fades back towards the alfredo on the mid-to-late palate. Lingers with a pleasant garlic-y richness. There is not as much of a distinctly herbal quality as the appearance would allude to, possibly implying that older dried herbs were used, which leaves us with a not unpleasant but rather one-note umami flavor profile.

Texture - The dip does have a smooth texture as labeled, no graininess or grittiness here. It is thick and creamy, and clings well to the chips (we used Frito’s Scoops for the “on food” review to play into the dip angle, where the usual food component is a bagel pizza). The texture does lend itself strongly towards a denser “dip” character, almost like a spinach or artichoke dip, and is plainly meant for use with a vegetable tray, chips, etc.

Overall - This ranch would be best suited for its intended use as a veggie tray dip, as it is not particularly well-balanced and relies on the dipped product to bring the freshness and cut its inherent salt-y umami-ness. Use with other salty or richer flavors tends to overwhelm the palate and leave the eater feeling heavy

Rating - 6/10


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Rating: Brianna’s Home Style Classic Buttermilk Ranch Dressing

12/12/2022

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Appearance - A natural beige off-white, starts with the sort of color and sheen that hidden valley gets after some time sitting on the plate, but without the film / skin. Can see the herbs prominently, obvious dill and oregano.

Aroma - Very high-note heavy, bright lemon with fresh dill towards the end.

Taste - Tangy bright lemon cream takes the stage, with herbaceousness only coming into play toward the mid and end palate, creating a flavor profile that rises quickly and lingers on the palate.

Texture - Creamy on the thinner side, not runny or at all watery, but spreads easily on the plate as it’s poured rather than wanting to hold its shape. Coats the pizza well and does not want to “over-dip.” Occasionally a larger piece of herb is noticeable for a moment within the dressing.

Overall - First impression was that this felt a lot more like a Cesar dressing than a Ranch for all its brightness and tang, but then it settled away from the lemon-y, salty, almost savory anchovy flavor and relaxed back into a more familiar buttermilk territory.
This does carry a very “home style” flavor and natural off-white color, but the way it holds its shape on the plate and it’s distinctive sheen give away the clear use of xantham gum and first-ingredient oil content.
After consulting the ingredients list the apple cider vinegar is the most likely culprit for that very initial brightness and “caesar” character, and the rest of the ingredients are relatively standard

Rating - 8 / 10
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Image: Brianna's Homestyle Ranch Bottle
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1/14/2018

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